Frequently Asked Questions

Assuming this cupcake is from this dimension and universe, and so has the laws of physics applied to it, some outside force has affected the cupcake, causing it to move or change form. The possibilities to where the cupcake lies, or whether the cupcake still exists, and how it's gotten to these outcomes, are, in fact, endless.

All fabric will eventually wear down over time, do to the thread continually being stretched out and manipulated, despite their natural shift to a harder, more tense state, however, you can use fabric softener to prevent this occurrence granting your pants more time before they tear.

Farting, or flatulence, is caused when enzymes and bacteria in the digestive system break down carbohydrates and proteins in the food. Gas is a product of these chemical processes that take place. It is a natural bodily function, and therefore diffacult to readily control.

No.

They are SECRET achievements for a reason. Figure it out yourself for maximum fun.

Certain animals are susceptible to human flu viruses. This includes:

Dogs
Pigs
Ferrets
Birds
Horses
Marine mammals

But, most flu viruses have mostly remained within their own species.

No. Each tropical cyclone region of the world has a predetermined alphabetical list of tropical cyclone names, alternating between male and female. When a tropical cyclone is identified, it gets the next name on the list. If the tropical cyclone ends up being very significant in its impact, that name is never used again.

Of course, pregnant women find belly dancing excellent prenatal exercise because it strengthens the pelvic muscles and loosens up the abdominal area. It strengthens back and leg muscles, which are very critical for a woman to carry her pregnancy well.

The problem for most of our members when trying to answer this question is that it is many years since we started to grow our mustaches, and we find it hard to remember how we went about it. I think that at first I only grew the hair on my upper lip, then as it started to get longer I let the “growing area” spread outwards! But it is entirely up to you. The important thing is that you should feel “comfortable” with the way it looks (even if the itchiness is a bit uncomfortable!)

The biggest decision will come when the hair in the center of the lip starts to grow long and begins to get messy whenever you are drinking soup. At that point some people trim it to keep it short in the center. However, if you can survive the messy stage (that is when the hair is starting to grow but isn’t long enough to brush to the sides), it is worth letting it all grow so you can train the hair to grow out sideways in order to achieve a more traditional shape.

Depends. If they went for a check up, probably. If they needed blood tests or tissue test … then maybe. If just regular blood tests probably, but if going for any sort of DNA test, including Parental testing, the differences in DNA might catch the attention of the Lab worker.

Yes, ingestion of poppy seed bagels or poppy seed cake can indeed cause a false positive on a urine test for opiates. Ingestion of poppy seeds can result in a positive drug test as long as two days after ingestion.

Couples who introduce vibrators, dildos and other sex toys into their bedrooms have found a easy way to re-introduce the kind of sexy explorations they enjoyed in the beginning of their relationship. Using a vibrator on your partner can increase arousal and maximize pleasure before and during sex.

Persuading a partner to try a vibrator is similar to coaxing them into trying anything new, any type of change. Change can be unsettling. Sexual changes can be even more so because they are so intimate and loaded with emotion.

Some people fear that sex toys might “replace” them. You can reassure your lover that he or she is irreplaceable, that toys are just enhancements that introduce some variety and spice to sex. Do sexy movies replace you for your partner? Of course not. They probably turn your lover on so that he or she enjoys sex with you even more. Tell your partner that you feel the same way about sex toys.

Use Imagery to build armor around your body:

1. Visualize white light coming from the center of your body. Fill your body with this white light. Imagine a bubble encircling your body, and let the white light fill the entire bubble, so you are encased in this bubble of white light.

2. Once the bubble of white light is in place, you can become more detailed with your armor. The more detail, the better (the psychic attacker will have to “decipher” each level of your armor to break through it and get to you). Imagine a hard outer shell encasing the bubble of white light. You might think of a crystal, a rock, iron, or any substance that is very strong. What really matters is how strong it is in YOUR mind; the energy and concentration you put into building your armor is what makes it strong.

3. The next level of protection might be: a suit of full plate mail armor, an electrical force field barrier, an energy suit that repels anyone who touches it, sharp spikes covering your entire body, etc. Let your mind be creative and come up with something unique. The harder it is for the enemy to figure out, the better.

4. You could draw this on a piece of paper to help you visualize it more clearly. Think about your armor every night before you go to sleep. The more you think about it, the stronger it becomes.

5. This armor will protect you on many other planes and dimensions, including the astral plane. You can go Out-of-Body and fly around and be safe. Of course, once you have enough strength and belief in yourself, you won’t need such heavy armor. Believing in yourself and feeling the strength you have inside is the best defense you can have.

Anything is possible but I would have to say that you would need the help of either a demonologist or a clergyman. I would not suggest you that you try to do it on your own. The first issue here is determining that you have a demon in the first place. Unless you have completely bizarre things happening, it can be difficult to be sure just what you are dealing with. However, if you are sure that the problem is demonic, my advice is to find someone who is experienced in dealing with that type of haunting.

The Killing — novel Clean Break by Lionel White.

Paths of Glory — novel by Humphrey Cobb.

Spartacus — novel by Howard Fast.

Lolita — novel by Vladimir Nabokov.

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb — novel Red Alert by Peter George.

2001: A Space Odyssey — short story The Sentinel by Arthur C. Clarke.

A Clockwork Orange — novel by Anthony Burgess.

Barry Lyndon — novel The Memoirs of Barry Lyndon, Esq., of the Kingdom of Ireland by William Makepeace Thackeray.

The Shining — novel by Stephen King.

Full Metal Jacket — novel The Short Timers by Gustav Hasford.

Eyes Wide Shut — novella Traumnovelle by Arthur Schnitzler.

This is probably one of the biggest misconceptions about goats that exist. Even our daughters’ beanie baby goat claims that it eats garbage and tin cans! Nothing could be further from the truth. Dairy goats have very discriminating eating habits and are quite particular about the cleanliness of their food. They are very curious creatures and will investigate, sniff and nibble new things, but they refuse anything that is dirty or distasteful. Even hay and grain that they love will be refused if it falls on the ground. Actually, this is a very wise practice since it keeps them from eating foods which may be contaminated with parasites. Anyone who has tried to cram medicine into a goat’s mouth knows just how untrue the assertion is that a goat will eat anything!

No, you do not have to be fat. In fact, most of the very successful sumo wrestlers, both professional and amateur, are not fat, by any standard. Generally, if you are athletic, you can do well in sumo. Of course, fat or skinny, big or small, you are welcome to participate in sumo.

I would never condemn a non-vampire to a life of endless cravings which can never really be satisfied, the loneliness and exile one feels because you hurt your friends and loved ones, not to mention you can never truly trust anyone. Living vampires are not immortal, all can go out in the sunlight but usually the effects of the light cause headaches and burning eyes. Living vampires who drink blood can contract diseases from the blood they drink, and they always have to worry about where their next donation is coming from and what it will do to the victim. Psychic vampires are usually overly sensitive, which includes sometimes frightening rushes of emotion and mental anguish. In the long run, you are much better off as what you were born into. Follow nature…it usually knows best.

Not all Goths are depressed, just as not all cheerleaders are airheads, not all nerds are ugly, not all surfers are bums with long blond hair. These are stereotypes, which are often very harmful to other people. Granted, some Goths are depressed, but so are non-Goths. There is no empirical data that suggests that people who are involved in Goth culture are more depressed than people involved in any other culture.

Bags may be subject to search before entering the Main stage.

Depends how much you've been drinking.

No, they chunky-dunk.

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Wait what?

Potty trained.

Women are why guys go to dance clubs. This is how the system works. Guy sees girl he wants to hook up with. Guy buys her drink hoping she'll want to marry him. Girl walks away with free drink. Guy gets upset money didn't buy her. Process repeats itself. Bar makes money.

I think so.

It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.